Yep, this post is about boogers. One of the kids mentioned tonight at bedtime that they weren't allowed to touch their noses at school anymore. Here's why . . .
Once, one of my lovely children couldn't find a Kleenex. Rather than ask for one, or get up and find one, said child felt at liberty to wipe his/her boogers on one of the teachers. For real. Ick. Que verguenza!!
Another time, one of the kids tattled on another for eating boogers in class. The conversation went something like this:
Mom: Eating your boogers is really disgusting. Please find a Kleenex and blow your nose instead of eat your boogers.
Child: But mom, I can't.
Mom: Yes, you can. Just ask your teachers if you can go get a Kleenex. Or, I can send Kleenexes with you in your backpack.
Child (in a super whiny voice): But sometimes I have to eat my boogers because I'm hungry. We don't get enough snack!
Yes, this conversation really happened. For real. Double ick.
I love it! These are such funny stories. I can imagine who was the one who said they ate the boogers because of hunger! You will be so glad to have written these things down. They are precious!
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